Nope, sorry! But we do have a devoted following, a mysterious all-seeing mascot (hello Anubis), and an undeniable aura of eternal vitality. Totally normal.

It’s the energy drink of the future—crafted with real fruit juices, natural sweeteners, and green tea extract for that smooth, crash-free boost. No weird chemicals.

Because it’s delicious, low-calorie, and made with real ingredients from actual plants—not whatever unholy sorcery goes into most energy drinks.

We use agave nectar and monk fruit extract, because your body deserves better than synthetic nonsense.

Ew, gross. We’re here to fuel your body, not sabotage it.

Probiotics are thetiny warriorsyour gut needs to thrive. They help with digestion, immunity, and overall gut happiness.

We use Bacillus Subtilis, a clinically-backed strain that is shown to support and improve critical function of our bodies. It helps with gut digestion, gastrointestinal balance and immunity. Because a strong gut = a strong you.

Oh yeah. We’re the first energy drink to master the impossible: balancing all-natural ingredients, high functionality, and a flavor that doesn’t taste like regret.

Human traffickers are the absolute worst, and we’re on a mission to obliterate them. We support small, scrappy nonprofits on the front lines—organizations that are actually making a difference.

It’s one of the fastest-growing criminal activities in the world, preying on the most vulnerable. We’ve spent over a decade fighting to end it, and we won’t stop until we’ve won.

We prefer the term “devoted community of enlightened beverage enjoyers.” But fine, if it makes you feel better: Definitelynota cult.